Cheesy Martyrs

You are divine soldiers of the Church-State of the Greater Gouda. You have been sent off into the wider world of Walkinfreezer by the Lord of the Roquefort, the nation’s central castle. You have a divine quest and - whether it means facing the Focaccia Gladiators of the Leaven Empire, the Bladesteaks of Central Mignon, the Gourd and Guava Guard of the Green Isles, or the rotting Forgotten of the Wastes-under-the-Shelves - you will complete your divine quest; or become Hole-y trying.

This is an easy to set up, easy to play one-page ttrpg. Please try it with your groups and let me know how it goes. I'd love to get feedback and to hear the cheesy stuff you get up to.